Things I hated about living in Utah:

Fry Sauce

People giving directions using North, South, East, and West

Mormons

Smog

Sexually ambiguous classmates.

Camping.

Things I liked about living in Utah:

Dexter.

The way Dexter's shirt rode up whenever he yawned, showing off his happy trail.

How whenever Dexter smiled, my day got better.

Dexter's biceps in his fitted t-shirts.

Camping with Dexter.